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Here you can read some of the Best Quotes ever to be documented.


"I'll eat the flower" - Ward

"If my hat could talk, it would be drinking" - E

"The change is coming....................." - Torn & DC

"What does Side-burns have to say about the issue?................Hey Side-burns, that's not your milk..... it's Our milk" - Porn

"What did I tell you man, it's the rule of 7's, you can't get away from the rule of 7's" - Floppy

""You and me and the bottle makes three, go to sleep little bob" - Chall

"We could have made a great couple, if it weren't for that damn marching band" - Bob

"The bear is the rock of my solidness, he tucks me in every night" - D.C.

"Me, you, Bobby-Jake-Chief" - Maximus or Nile

"That guy sucks. I've never liked him." - anyone

"Awww Maaaaan!" - Holst

"What the hell is your problem, O'Hara?" - Challer

"It's the weekend of waking up babies." - Zig

"Porn was like a one-man dance-athon." - Dee

"F@#$ the police!" Desai

"Cat's out of the bag boys, we're going to the Rock Show!" - Dee

"I am gonna move in with Rod. I will get my own practice up in E.R. I will teach Rod how to drink and get the ladies, and he can teach me how to play golf."     - Desai


"Are you ready for the big-ride baby" - Herps

"Have some facking pride" - anonymous

"I'd rather die, lying on me fuckin back, then live, with a cock, in my fuckin thhrrooat" - Herps

"I didn't taste like anything inside" - Cletox

"Man down" - anonymous

"Hands" - Herps

"I can't help it, I'm a social animal." -The Bob

"Where's the Meat? WHERE'S THE MEAT!!" - Challer

"That's bullshit Chall, I never said I had it." - The Bob

"Your done, Rule of 7's." - Floppy

"At no point in Chall's rambling, incoherent weekend did he say one thing that could be considered a rational thought.  Everyone in this room is dumber having known Chall.  I award him nothing, and may God have mercy on his soul." - anonymous

"Sinner" - Floppy

"Let the fun "be-gin"" - Dr.

"You guys are going to have to stop yelling  I wanna rock, we have been getting some complaints and it is 5 am." - Officer Friendly

"Put a foot on it." - Anonymous

"Just marinating" - Chall

"You eat my funions, I'll eat you." - Psychedelic Cheetah

"Who's paying you" - Ned

"Holy shat, that dip just put me in the hurtbox." - most people

"I hate that table.  I have always hated that table.  I'm gonna break that table." - Lt. Solis

"Here comes the caperrrrrrr." - E

"You've got to be fist-f@#king me" - Solis

"Drive for 5" - E

"You ever dance with a dipper in the pale moon light?" - Challer

"Loyality" - Duck

"Ladies, I know somebody wants to dance with this." - Sgt. bob

"That's the last dip I ever take.  What a trainwreck." - Private Pornow

"I'm trying, so bad!" - Colonel challer

"Cookies?" - Comando

"Torn, he never had it." - Commander and Chief, Chief

"Pound and Stroke!" - Capt. Ward

"You may leave my sight, but you never leave my heart." - Pvt. Solis

"There's a keg outside?" Nurse Lucy

"I dont know how the man (Torn) does it.  Amazing.  He scrumps for 12 hours straight, goes to work, gets off and drinks 12 braus, and after 3 hours sleep is ready to scrump again.  Truly remarkable." - Dee

"His (Nanners) performance was pretty damn solid really.  He pissed himself which was unprecedented for Harbor Days.  It was all over my back but I was so happy that he came to play for the NLS family that I just rolled over and respected his contribution." - Wilhouse

"Once you go brown you never go back" - ER Local

"We may walk away from these weekends physically drained (twitching livers and broken knees), but mentally and emotionally enthused." - Porn

 


If anyone has one to add, let me know. (D.C.)


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Revised: 03/18/08 18:09:01 -0600.

 

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